The original joke lived on a chain where the latency was baked into the experience. A chain that took seconds, sometimes minutes, to tell you whether you were in. Arc closes a block in 0.34 seconds median. The joke relocated because the feeling is not about the clock speed.

$STUCK is pressed onto Arc because the chain charges gas in the same unit a swap costs. No extra token, no conversion step, no moment where the math changes between clicking confirm and seeing the receipt.

There is no treasury thesis here, no revenue model, no synthetic yield. There is a supply, a market, and a joke that moves faster than the chain it sits on.